Questions? Call us
toll free:
1-800-856-3060
At Richer Resources, we are dedicated to the creation of high quality books, art and other media intended to enrich the lives of individuals of all ages.
As an independent publisher, we are bound by a sense of integrity and quality to produce products which enhance the lives and vision of individuals everywhere.
Sign up to receive notice of free eBooks, new releases and special subscriber-only offers.
(You can unsubscribe at any time)
Birds by Aristophanes - - an excerpt
Birds
Dramatis Personae
PISTHETAIROS: a middle-aged Athenian
EUELPIDES: a middle-aged Athenian
SERVANT-BIRD: a slave serving Tereus, once a man
TEREUS: a hoopoe bird, once a man
FLAMINGO
PEACOCK
A SECOND HOOPOE
GLUTTON-BIRD: a fictitious species
CHORUS LEADER
CHORUS: of birds
XANTHIAS: slave serving Pisthetairos
MANODOROS: slave serving Euelpides, also called MANES
PROCNE: a nightingale with a woman’s body, consort of Tereus
PRIEST
POET
ORACLE MONGER: a collector and interpreter of oracles
METON: a land surveyor
COMMISSIONER OF COLONIES: an Athenian official
STATUTE SELLER: a man who sells laws
FIRST MESSENGER: a construction-worker bird
SECOND MESSENGER: a soldier bird
IRIS: messenger goddess, daughter of Zeus
FIRST HERALD: a bird
YOUNG MAN: young Athenian who wants to beat up his father
CINESIAS: a very bad dithyrambic poet and singer
SYCOPHANT: a common informer
PROMETHEUS: the Titan
POSEIDON: god of the sea, brother of Zeus
HERCULES: the legendary hero, now divine
TRIBALLIAN GOD: an uncouth barbarian god
PRINCESS: a divine young lady
SECOND HERALD
SLAVES attending Pisthetairos.
[Scene: a rugged, treed wilderness area up in the rocky hills. Enter
Pisthetairos and Euelpides, both very tired. They are clambering down
from the rocky heights towards the level stage. Pisthetairos has a crow
perched on his arm or shoulder, and Euelpides has a jackdaw. Both
Pisthetairos and Euelpides are carrying packs on their back. They are
followed by two slaves carrying more bags. The slaves stay well out of
the way until they get involved in the action later on.]
EUELPIDES: [speaking to the bird he is carrying]
Are you telling us to keep going straight ahead?
Over there by that tree?
PISTHETAIROS
Blast this bird—
it’s croaking for us to head back, go home.
EUELPIDES
Why are we wandering up and down like this?
You’re such a fool—this endless weaving round
will kill us both.
PISTHETAIROS
I must be an idiot
to keep hiking on along these pathways,
a hundred miles at least, and just because
that’s what this crow keeps telling me to do.
EUELPIDES
What about me? My poor toe nails are thrashed. 10
I’ve worn them out because I’m following
what this jackdaw says.
PISTHETAIROS [looking around]
I’ve no idea
where on earth we are.
EUELPIDES
You mean from here
you couldn’t make it back to your place? [10]
PISTHETAIROS
No way—not even Execestides
could manage that.
1EUELPIDES
We’re in a real mess.
PISTHETAIROS
2
Tereus: the name of a mythological king of Thrace who married Procne and raped her sister Philomela. The sisters killed his son and fed Tereus the flesh for dinner. All three were changed into birds: Tereus into a hoopoe, Procne into a nightingale, and Philomela into a swallow. Tharreleides: the reference here seems to be to a well-known member of the audience, perhaps celebrated for his small size and loud voice.Well, you could try going along that pathway.
[The two men start exploring different paths down to opposite sides of the stage]
EUELPIDES
We two were conned by that Philokrates,
the crazy vendor in the marketplace
1
Execestides: An Athenian descended from Carian slaves and therefore not entitled to be a citizen. The point is that he must have been very skillful to get to Athens, given where he started, and even he couldn’t find his way back to Athens.who sells those trays of birds. He claimed these two 20
would take us straight to Tereus the hoopoe,
a man who years ago became a bird.
That’s why we paid an obol for this one,
this jackdaw, son of Tharreleides.
2and three more for the crow. And then what?
The two know nothing, except how to bite.
[The jackdaw with Euelpides begins to get excited about something.
Euelpides talks to the bird]
What’s got your attention now? In those rocks? [20]
You want to take us there? There’s no way through.
PISTHETAIROS [calling across the stage to Euelpides]
By god, the same thing over here, no road.
EUELPIDES
What’s your crow saying about the pathway? 30
PISTHETAIROS
By god, it’s not cawing what it did before.
EUELPIDES
But what’s it saying about the road?
PISTHETAIROS
Nothing—
it’s saying nothing, just keeps on croaking—
something about biting my fingers off.
EUELPIDES [addressing the audience]
Don’t you think it’s really odd the two of us,
2
Sacas: a name for Acestor, a foreign-born tragic dramatist.
1
birds: the Greek expression is “to the Ravens,” meaning “go to hell.”
ready and eager to head off for the birds,
3just can’t find the way. You see, we’re not well.
3
tribe and clan: the political units of Athenian civic life.
All you men sitting there to hear our words, [30]
we’re ill with a disease, not like the one
which Sacas suffers,no—the opposite.
4 40He’s no true citizen, yet nonetheless
he’s pushing his way in by force, but we,
both honoured members of our tribe and clan,
5both citizens among you citizens,
with no one trying to drive us from the city,
4
basket, pot, and myrtle boughs: these materials were necessary to conduct the sacrifices at the founding of a new city.
have winged our way out of our native land
on our two feet. We don’t hate the city
because we think it’s not by nature great
and truly prosperous—open to all,
so they can spend their money paying fines. 50
Cicadas chirp up in the trees a while,
a month or two, but our Athenians [40]
keep chirping over lawsuits all their lives.
That’s why right now we’ve set off on this trip,
with all this stuff—basket, pot, and myrtle boughs.
6We’re looking for a nice relaxing spot,
where we can settle down, live out our lives.
We’re heading for Tereus, that hoopoe bird—
we’d like to know if in his flying around
he’s seen a city like the one we want. 60